May 2012
April 2012
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
- red: seven insecurities
- orange: six fears
- yellow: five turn ons
- green: four life goals
- blue: three fears
- indigo: two weaknesses
- violet: one thing you love
- me at 8pm: i'm going to fix my sleeping schedule today!!
- me at 9pm: in one hour it is bed time...
- me at 10pm: wow going to sleep at 10 is for babies who need their diaps changed, 11 it is
- me at 11pm: i'm going to read fanfics now
- me at 2am: where did the time go
- me at 3am: goddammit
- me at 4am: i'm literally crying
lion hearted girl: homestuck summer camp would literally devolve into a screaming... →
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homestuck summer camp would literally devolve into a screaming abattoir of ship wars and gradually escalate into gladiator-esque bloodbaths to prove whose ship is the most worthy
a week later a group of amateur hikers stumble into a razed clearing, embers from the burning tents still flickering…
- my doctor: just take eight every 4 hours
- me: eight?
- my doctor: uh, yeah, eight should be fine
- me: it says on the label no more than six are yo-
- my doctor: who in the room has a phD?
It's so easy to make fandoms have feelings
- Sherlock: Reichenbach
- Band of Brothers: Bastogne
- X-Men FC: Cuba
- Tiger and Bunny: Fried Rice
- Harry Potter: Always
- Hunger Games: Rue
- Avengers: Civil War
- Supernatural: Supernatural
- Doctor Who: Moffat
- The Social Network: You Had One Friend
the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast
- holly: weeeeeeeeeeelll, I gotta go. my show is on.
- me: what show?
- holly: diners, drive ins, and dives.
- me: seriously
- holly:
- me:
- holly:
- me: really
- holly: IT'S A GOOD SHOW
- christine: did you leave a pink clutchy bag at my house?
- me: what does it look like?
- christine: it's pink and it's filled with magic dust. and a fake nail.
- me: omgadadgasdald
- me: dammit
- sierra: what
- me: i printed out a picture for you of the hanson...
- sierra:
- me: the hanson boys
- sierra:
- me: the hanson people
- sierra:
- me: the hanson
- sierra:
- me: i printed out a picture of hanson for you
someone from my school just found my page someone kill me